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The Trumpet and the Vacuum Cleaner

B1 · Intermediate · 1 min read

On the fourth floor, the wall between 4B and 4C was as thin as a cracker. Iris, a woman of thirty, lived in 4B and played the trumpet in the evening. Tom, a man of thirty-five, lived in 4C and ran his vacuum cleaner at six in the morning.

The first note was taped to Iris's door: "Dear neighbor, please stop the trumpet at night. Thank you. 4C." Iris answered: "Dear 4C, I practice from nine to ten only. Also, the vacuum cleaner at six in the morning is not a good morning. 4B." Over three weeks the notes grew longer and colder. There were sixteen in all.

Note fifteen was different. Tom wrote: "Please. I have a baby of three months who only falls asleep with the vacuum cleaner on. I am so tired that yesterday I put cereal in the washing machine." Iris wrote: "I did not know. Come over at nine tonight and bring the baby."

At nine, Tom carried in little Mimi. Iris put a mute in the trumpet and played a slow, soft tune. Mimi was asleep in four minutes, and that night Tom slept eight hours.

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