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走错的婚礼

The Wrong Wedding

A1 · Beginner · 1 min read

我去参加表哥的婚礼，迟到了。我跑进一个大厅，坐下来。大家鼓掌，我也鼓掌。一个男人说：“你是新郎的朋友！请讲几句话。”我讲了爱情和三明治。大家有的笑，有的哭。然后我看见了新娘。我不认识她！这是走错的婚礼。我跑到隔壁，讲了一样的话。大家欢呼。我带着两块蛋糕回家。

Read it at A2 Same story, a little harder.

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